leeeyum: Ran into this while walking around downtown Chicago: GOD DON’T WANT YOU IN HEAVEN? GET THERE YOURSELF! THE RAPTURE JETPACK! When the end times come on May 21, what if you’re not of the chosen people to ascend to heaven when Christ returns? With the rapture jetpack, eternal paradise is just a button push and a burst of fuel away! And, the Rapture Jetpack can be yours for a one-time fee of $50,000 US. Call 608-213-2891 to get yours today! Hurry, while supplies last! Looks legit, I’ll buy four. Best part: “COMES IN CAT SIZES TOO!”

leeeyum:

Ran into this while walking around downtown Chicago:

GOD DON’T WANT YOU IN HEAVEN? GET THERE YOURSELF! THE RAPTURE JETPACK!

When the end times come on May 21, what if you’re not of the chosen people to ascend to heaven when Christ returns? With the rapture jetpack, eternal paradise is just a button push and a burst of fuel away! And, the Rapture Jetpack can be yours for a one-time fee of $50,000 US. Call 608-213-2891 to get yours today! Hurry, while supplies last!

Looks legit, I’ll buy four. Best part: “COMES IN CAT SIZES TOO!”

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    Clever. I should...myself one just in case Jesus accidentally forgets me :)
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    A+ for initiative in trying to go to heaven.
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    LOL Fucking hilarious.
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    DAMN! wish i got this before the rapture…because we all clearly needed to be more prepared…..lol
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    What could go wrong?
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